Boozed-up and boorish: Australia be proud

It should have been a glorious celebration of a side that made its World Cup final win look easy.
Australiaâs bowlers ripped New Zealand apart, making the form team of the tournament look second rate during Sundayâs final at the MCG.
Mitchell Starc, James Faulkner and Mitchell Johnson ripped through the Kiwis, dismissing them for a paltry 183.
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But it was the disrespect they showed to the departing Black Caps batsmen that rankled most.
Admittedly, when the contest is that one-sided you perhaps focus more on factors that would be deemed superfluous under the grip of a white-hot contest.
But Brad Haddinâs sneering clap-off of Martin Guptill, he and James Faulkner grinning like hyenas when Grant Elliott finally departed and Mitchell Johnsonâs glare at Daniel Vettori were just plain ugly.
The Australians thoroughly deserved their World Cup win. They worked long and hard, and were clearly the best team in the final.
But there were elements of their victory that were deeply off-putting.
Perhaps I shouldnât be so precious. If it doesnât bother their opponents, why should it bother me?
âLike everything, itâs a little bit overstated,â Daniel Vettori said last month of Australiaâs banter.
âIn my 18 years now of playing, I canât even remember being sledged by an Australian team. I think the way that itâs portrayed is not quite right.â
But it does bother me.
It bothered me when it was Craig McDermott, Glenn McGrath, Ian Healy, Shane Warne and Brett Lee, and it bothers me now that itâs Warner, Starc, Faulkner, Haddin and Johnson.
Australia has been a powerhouse for a quarter of a century, aside from a few tough years here and there. With all that winning, youâd have thought theyâd have learned to do it with a bit of grace (Steve Smith and Michael Clarke excluded).
The post-match interviews were also an embarrassment, however, although that was largely Shane Warneâs fault.
The messages children will take out of the World Cup final are that its perfectly fine to mock your opponent, and then drink 93,013 stubbies of sponsorâs product, as Haddin declared he wanted to do after the match.
Actually, make that 93,012 â after Haddin lovingly massaged the contents of a VB stubby over and into the ICC World Cup trophy.
You could make an excuse for Faulkner or Josh Hazlewood making a spectacle of themselves (both are 24). Hell, even captain in waiting Smith at 25.
But Brad Haddinâs 37, and with enough life experience to know there are more important things.
One wonders what Fawad Ahmed, a man who told Cricket Australia he wouldnât play in a jumper that sported the âVBâ logo would have made of the scenes.
Or Usman Khawaja, another non-drinking Muslim. Or Peter Siddle, a non-drinking vegan.
Donât they know this is the Australian way? This is how we do things.
Warneâs post-match interviews, probing the Australian players about how âthirstyâ they felt, were as relentless as his spells of leg-spin bowling, or his craving for attention on social media channels.
He served up this flipper on Twitter in the early hours of Monday morning.
Do gooders get stuffed. Straya is the best place in the world, not politically correct, keep it real. Aussies celebrate properly ! #thirsty
â Shane Warne (@ShaneWarne) March 29, 2015
The irony is that Warnieâs not much of a beer hound himself, according to Jason Gillespieâs book.
His interviews, like much of his post-cricket life, smack of an outsider trying desperately to fit in, to get noticed.
And as for Australiaâs cricket team, well done boys. You should be very proud of yourselves.
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