Why James Hird is our new Lindy Chamberlain
Heās been likened to James Brown, āwho used to preach about the evils of drugs then ended up taking loads of them himselfā.
Heās been accused of vanity, arrogance and āblind prideā, of failing in his duty of care to the players in his charge at Essendon and selfishly putting his own interests ahead of the teamās.
He was suspended from coaching for a year by the AFL for ābringing the game into disreputeā. Over and over again, pundits have pontificated that he āmust step downā or ābe moved onā.
His rejection of their verdict and his protestations of innocence wereĀ then seen to mean that heās āin denialā about his crimes. To top it all off, heās shown that heās unable to keep his lawyer wife āon the leashā.
What is it about James Hird that annoys so many people?
Heās always seemed such a clean-living, upstanding fellow. And as a footballer, he was indisputably a champion. A classical fairest and best type.
I remember the first time I ever saw him play. He had his back to me, simply watching as a pack built around the ball, waiting for his moment. And when it came, Iāll swear he was in slow motion as he burrowed his way into the scrimmage, everyone else frozen in the fray. Seconds later, he emerged with the ball and hand-passed it off to a teammate yards away, in the open. It was like a superbly choreographed dance.Ā He knew exactly what he was going to do and he did it.
Hird had that indefinable quality shared by all the great players of Australian Rules: Baldock, Jesaulenko, Matthews, Buckley, Jack Clarke, Voss, Flower and, Iām assured, many others I never saw in action. They knew how to read the play, I mean reallyĀ read the play, and Hird did too.
Yet supporters from opposing clubs often took a disliking to him. Perhaps it was simply that he always made it hard for their players, the ball so often finishing up in his hands rather than theirs. Perhaps it was the blond hair that might get a bit tousled during the game but always made him stand out.Ā The ācoifā, as a sports-lawyer-columnist-wannabe recently hissed.
Perhaps it was Hirdās feminine quality that annoyed some football people, men and women alike: this blond was never interested in being brawny, in being a tough guy. Yes, he stood up to be counted when it mattered, but youād never see him delivering a carefully-calibrated shirtfront, or niggling someone behind the play, or mouthing off at them about their mother last night. Heās always seemed above all that, and fair-dinkum Aussie folks sometimes reckon blokes like that are being condescending. Gentleman blonds arenāt always preferred.
I donāt know him or what heās like in his private life, but Iāve always believed that you can tell what a person is reallyĀ like by the way he or she competes at sport. If thatās true, Hird is both a team player and an individual capable of rising above the pack.
A corollary of that has been that thereāll be those who want him brought down, or whoāll try to bring him down. I recall, long before the current scandal, a journalist colleague ā female, a St Kilda supporter ā confiding in me that she really hated James Hird. She meant it in a footy-fan kind of way; it was nothing really personal. When I asked her why, I recall her exact words: āHeās too perfect.ā To which, I replied: āHave you not seen his ears?ā
In recent times, though, dating back to just before he was appointed coach at Essendon, the hostility has become very personal. It began when the rumours started to fly that he was positioning himself for the posting. He refused to confirm the reports, but his subsequent signature on the dotted line was tantamount to turning himself into a target.
Since then, the kitchen has become increasingly hot and Hird has, characteristically, refused to leave it. The supplements saga at Essendon has taken its toll. A nightmare lasting more than 18 months, so far, it has kept the headlines coming but provided little insight into what anybody allegedly did to anybody else; or what anybody knew about what they were doing, if and when they did it; or should have known.
ASADAās āshow-causeā notices last week donāt appear to have clarified anything and the only solid evidence weāve seen (via the recent Federal Court testimonies) has to do with how the investigation of Essendon was conducted by ASADA and what the AFL was prepared to do to protect its ābrandā.
Thereās been lots of surmising, lots of accusations directed at Essendon and Hird, lots of news breaks (several subsequently shown to be false), lots of misrepresentations of news events, lots of editorialising, lots of angry readersā letters. Most offer opinions that are as worthless as they are righteous because theyāre based on an assumption of a guilt that remains to be proven.
There is no question that Hird has been singled out in all of this, by the AFL, by the media and by the court of popular opinion (all inextricably and dismayingly linked). His reply has been to play tough and refuse to be bullied.
He testified in the Federal Court that he allowed himself to be persuaded to compromise his beliefs during the early part of the so-called supplements saga, making choices that led Julian Burnside, one of his lawyers, to describe him as āheroicā.
Like the recruit playing his first season, he took time to adjust to the pace at which the game was being conducted and to learn how to read the play. Thatās no longer the case.
His critics may eventually have to eat their words and some sizeable slices of humble pie. Or they may not. My view is that, at this stage, itās them who are in denial. Theyāve smelled some smoke in the wind, but, until they or others are able to attach it to some fire, maybe a little caution might be prudent.
I canāt recall anyone in Australia ever being as savagely vilified by the media and its consumers as Hird has been, aside perhaps from Lindy Chamberlain.
And we all know how that story turned out.
Tom Ryan is the editor of āBaz Luhrmannā, a book of interviews with the filmmaker to be published by the University Press of Mississippi next month.
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