Moments of madness from our polyester politicians

Aussie voters are quick to decry the age of the robotic politician and plead for a dose of personality. But when our leaders step out from behind their carefully manicured facades, it leaves a bad taste in our collective mouth.
Sometimes itâs disarming, like when Bob Hawke wept on television over his daughterâs drug addiction. Or when the raw emotion of the Queensland flood disaster overcame Premier Anna Bligh at a press conference. They provided a rare glimpse of the human being beneath a carefully crafted suit of media armour and the public response was positive.
But more often, we find it unsettling, even irksome, when leaders say exactly what they think â and overreach.
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In the past week we have seen two such moments: Clive Palmerâs astounding tirade against âChinese bastardsâ and âmongrelsâ and Joe Hockeyâs suggestion that increases to the fuel excise wouldnât hurt the poor because they donât drive cars.
These were not examples of âfoot-in-mouthâ disease.
The former took place on live TV during a panel discussion. Mr Palmer surely noticed the astounded reactions and wincing, but ploughed ahead anyway.
If heâd have stopped at âbastardsâ, it could have been written off as a brain fade, but he raised his voice above the audienceâs gasps of horror and continued, adding âmongrelsâ to the list of insults and accusing the Chinese of wanting to take over the Australia.
Palmer has âtwerkedâ, spat the dummy, yelled at Senate staff, announced plans to build a replica Titanic and littered a successful golf resort with dinosaurs. We laughed along at his antics, but it wasnât until he let rip with his personal animosities that we got a peak behind the mask. It was a rare serious moment from the larger-than-life PUP leader that sparked condemnation from his political colleagues.
Joe Hockey, on the other hand, did seem to care about the fallout from his comments regarding the poor.
A glimpse into the mind of Mr Hockey or Mr Palmer is like a glimpse at them in the gym showers â itâs just them in their natural state, but weâd probably wish we hadnât seen it.
Firstly, he tried to defend them by producing Australian Bureau of Statistics data to support his assertion. When that approach failed, and his colleagues began distancing themselves from his remarks, he caved in and apologised.
âI am sorry about the interpretation,â he said, three days after the fact. âI am sorry about the words.â
Some politicians survive these moments and go on to flourish, but for others, it hobbles their leadership aspirations and places them on the path to political purgatory.
A glimpse into the mind of Mr Hockey or Mr Palmer is like a glimpse at them in the gym showers â itâs just them in their natural state, but weâd probably wish we hadnât seen it.
If theyâre looking for tips on how to move forward, they could do worse than to follow the lead of Prime Minister Tony Abbott.
When it comes to escaping the political ramifications of these âmoments of madnessâ, Mr Abbott is the Harry Houdini of the Australian parliament.
His most well-known escape act is perhaps his âgospel truthâ interview with then 7.30 host Kerry OâBrien.
Then leader of the opposition, Mr Abbott told the ABC host that during the âheat of verbal combatâ politicians arenât always truthful, and only âcarefully prepared, scripted remarksâ should be taken as âgospel truthâ.
At the time, this didnât go down well.
Yet he survived. And as far as political achievements go, one would have to say becoming PM is right up there.
Former PM Julia Gillard was constantly criticised for her rehearsed, scripted manner. In fact she copped so much flak about it, she made a point of telling the public she would unleash âthe real Julia Gillardâ. And unleash she did â at Tony Abbott.
The result was her now famous âI will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny by this manâ speech.
We saw âthe real Juliaâ then: cracking voice, incensed with rage, wagging finger, warts and all. And on the whole, the public reacted positively.
It was the real Julia that knifed her leader mid-term and unequivocally stated âthere would be no carbon tax under a government I leadâ that the public wasnât so keen on.
Itâs rare that a moment like this goes down well with voters.
Itâs decency we crave. Personality, on the other hand, should be kept under lock and key.
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