Ten topical Halloween costume ideas for 2014

Original Halloween costume ideas are few and far between, with most people turning to tried-and-true stereotypes or classic Hollywood-inspired looks.
Instead, set yourself apart from the crowd by taking a leaf out of the pop culture book.
Here are the best topical Halloween costume ideas from the year 2014:
1. Mark Holden as a clown on âDancing with the Starsâ
What: The former Australian Idol host and barrister lost the plot on the dance floor and made some great television. With fake fart noises, lewd comments and crazed dance moves, he alienated everyone on the Dancing with the Stars cast and earned himself social media hashtag status.
Youâll need: AÂ classic clown outfit, a red wig, creepy white makeup, a microphone, a fart cushion, some confetti and no shame. Awkward dance moves and inappropriate jokes encouraged. If you can get a fed-up looking woman in an orange tutu to accompany you, even better.
2. #DirtyStreetPie
What: Fans of The Bachelor will remember the hilarious episode in which contestant Laurina Fleur chucked a tantrum over a particularly bad date.
âEveryone else gets Ferraris, super yachts and private jets, and I get a dirty street pie,â she lamented, thus creating the memorable hashtag #DirtyStreetPie.
The pie in questions was from iconic Sydney roadside eatery Harryâs Cafe de Wheels.
Youâll need: You have two options. You could dress as Laurina, wearing high-end designer clothing, high heels and a disdainful expression while carrying a FourâN Twenty. Alternatively, you could dress as the street pie. Dress all in black, tape hair-sprayed (to preserve them) party pies all over your body and cover yourself in dirt.
3. Shia LaBeouf mid-meltdown
What: The young actor made headlines earlier this year for a very cultivated, very public âmeltdownâ. Publicity stunt or not, LaBeoufâs unusual behaviour was entertaining and heâs now back on track (after an arrest).
Youâll need:Â A really nice tux and a paper bag with holes cut out for the eyes and the words âI am not famous anymoreâ written in thick black marker.
4. Bendy iPhone 6 Plus
What: Oh, #Bendgate. The social media uproar had all brand new iPhone 6 Plus users looking quizzically at their new devices and searching for signs of a deformity. However, Apple dismissed the scandal, claiming that only nine people had complained of their iPhones bending.
Youâll need: A giant cardboard sandwich board painted silver or grey and covered with app icons on the front. Create a crease down the middle and put the sandwich board over your head, securing it over your shoulders with ribbons. Walk awkwardly and look dejected. Occasionally, hum loudly like youâre ringing on vibrate or scream the standard Apple message tone sporadically.
5. Angelina Jolie at her wedding
What:Â It was a given that when Angelina Jolie married Brad Pitt she had to make it unique somehow. Thus, she chose to wear a veil covered in her kidsâ scribbles and sketches.
Youâll need: A classic white wedding gown a simple up-do. Next, grab a large piece of tulle from a fabric store and have your friends over for a craft day. The more embellishment, the better. Finally, find yourself a good looking man in a suit and a brood of young children and youâre good to go.
6, Gabi Grecko and Geoffrey Edelsten
What: They court controversy everywhere they go for their age gap and outrageous outfit choices and, for that reason, this kooky couple have been a fixture on gossip pages since their debut.
Youâll need: Team up with a friend for this one. One of you should wear a brightly coloured wig, elaborate makeup (stick gemstones to your face if you can), excessive cleavage, a corset, fishnet stockings and super high heels. The other member of the pairing should be slightly shorter, with a ill-fitting loud suit and an tie. Bling compulsory.
7. Pharrell at the Grammys
What: Award-winning singer Pharrell Williams took the care this year for most bizarre red carpet get-up. He was the first person to make a Smokey the Bear hat a fashion statement â and the last.
Youâll need: Jeans, a red tracksuit top and a ridiculously oversized hat. The bigger the better â you might need to DIY with cardboard because we doubt most stores will stock a hat of that size.
8. The Red Viper and the Mountain from âGame of Thronesâ
What: In one of the most memorable episodes of the television smash-hit, beloved character Prince Oberyn Martell, aka the âRed Viperâ, had his head brutally squashed like a grape by the hulking Gregor âThe Mountainâ Clegane. It was gripping, terrifying television and traumatised leagues of loyal fans.
Youâll need: A really, really tall friend, a suit of armour, some manly stubble (draw it on if youâre a lady) and two large wooden sticks. If you want to take it a step further, you can cover your head in blood to emulate the late Oberyn.
9. Palmer United Party senator Jacqui Lambie
What:Â In her trademark yellow scarf, the controversial senator burst onto the political scene after a radio interview in which she shared her love for âwell-hung menâ.
Youâll need: A touch of yellow â preferably a scarf or blazer, some black drop earrings, blue eyeshadow and a black skirt-suit.
10. Rosamund Pike in âGone Girlâ
What: (WARNING: SPOILER ALERT) Itâs still dominating the box office and garnering critical attention and the chilling thriller is a great source of creepy costume ideas. Rosamund Pikeâs Amy character is calculating, mysterious and manipulative. The dramatic final scene in which she returns to Ben Affleckâs character drenched in blood is particularly harrowing.
Youâll need: A white lacy nightgown, a blonde wig, bare feet and buckets of fake blood.
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